~ my shoe's untied.: Weather Report

myshoesuntied:

The only way to stop the
tornado is to let go of the bees
in your chest.

Your wrists are vibrating
with the eagerness of daggers.

The roof has been torn away.
All you can see is what you left here.

Everything manages to float.

The wind isn’t roaring as loud
as you first…

(Source: ravenclaw20401)

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt cause I missed my mouth.

lizardlove:

death-by-lulz:

crunksalad:

My Daughter insisted on being “Princess Darth Vader” this year.

Now this is how you parent a child! So cute!!

grimstagram:

fuck you but also fuck me

abraham-shipwreck:

cocaine-and-insulin:

When Disney could make references to eternal damnation and not give two shits.

Disney used to be hardcore, man

(They also make so many virgin jokes in this)

(Source: anightmarefantasmic)